April 29th aka “Money by Monday, Randall” to anyone following the 50 Cent/Lala Kent (of Vanderpump Rules)/Randall Emmett drama has come and gone and 50 has succeeded in getting the $1 million Randall owed him. Effectively ending this saga and all of its beautiful memes.
According to TMZ
50 cent is an excellent debt collector … he says Hollywood producer Randall Emmett paid back a $1 million loan in full, meeting 50’s self-imposed deadline.
Fiddy says Randall squared up his debts Monday, and the rapper decided he’s going to stop annihilating Emmett on social media … but not before getting one last shot in.
50 Cent sent out this tweet stating he got his money and it’s “positive vibes only” from now on.
This feud involved money, sex (possibly for Range Rovers), power, Twitter, ex-wives, a possible heart attack, feminism, and even a Harvey Weinstein reference. ALL IN A WEEKEND. This is the Joan Crawford/Bette Davis feud of our generation and I need it to keep going. Maybe Randall and 50 cent could have their own reality show? Or do a buddy comedy then ends with highly publicized online fighting?
It’s strange when you think back to days of Suge Knight (allegedly!) hanging Vanilla Ice out the window to get paid and now rappers are online bullying their friend’s girlfriend to get their money. That said, it seems to be profitable as 50 Cent has made a t-shit out of this mess and has made over $300,000 from it, reportedly.
My favorite of 50’s trolling was when he shared a text from Randall stating that Randall had asked him to be in his wedding. Fiddy responded, “Fuck that, I told you I wasn’t fucking with you. What the fuck would you want me in your wedding for. Like I ain’t got shit else to do. Get the fuck outta here.” Every woman that has ever been asked to be in a wedding they didn’t want to be in is SCREAMING! Imagine answering like that! Dream of dreams! 50 Cent just became the bridesmaid’s hero we didn’t know we needed.
I think we all have the Tuesday blues now that “Money by Monday, Randall” has come and gone. Hopefully 50 Cent will continue to make high profile loans and continue to debt collect in the most public way possible. He’s so much more entertaining than the the debt collectors who call me.
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